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still searching for the link to that video and music. I came across this and had to share::
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
stupidity.
2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
3.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
4.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
5. Psychiatrists
say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check the three people around
you, if they're OK, you're it.
6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster
than a bad check.
7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a
unicorn.
8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.
9. It is better to pillage BEFORE you burn.
10. If you are given an
open-book exam, you will forget your book.
11. COROLLARY: If you are given a
take-home test, you will forget where you live.
12. The trouble with doing
something right the first time is that no one appreciates
how difficult it
was.
13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as an
example to others.
14. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
15. The
average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the man can
see
better than he can think.
16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little
or no influence on society.
17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality
by moving from where you left them to
where you can't find them.
18. Law
of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.
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